Little Johny

December 2, 2021

An insurance officer comes to a farm and meets Little Johnny and asks, “Hello, are your parents home by any chance?” Little Johnny: “My parents were run over by the tractor …” Insurance officer: “Really? That’s awful! Are your siblings at home?” Little Johnny: “Run over by the tractor …” Insurance officer: “Oh my God! […]

Passed Away is present in –

December 2, 2021

How do you call your passed away relatives? My brother-in-lawn

Hypocrite

December 1, 2021

My grandfather says I’m too reliant on technology. I called him a hypocrite and unplugged his life support.

Hypocrite

December 1, 2021

My grandfather says I’m too reliant on technology. I called him a hypocrite and unplugged his life support.

You will be next

December 1, 2021

My elderly relatives liked to tease me at weddings, saying, “You’ll be next!” They soon stopped though, once I started doing the same to them at funerals.

Lucky child

December 1, 2021

I wasn’t close to my father when he died. Which is lucky because he stepped on a landmine.

Working with animals

December 1, 2021

“I work with animals,” the guy says to his date. “That’s so sweet,” she replies. “I love a man who cares about animals. Where do you work?” “I’m a butcher,” he says.

हफ्ते में तीसरा

April 29, 2019

आँधियो से कह दो की “औकात” में रहे, इस हफ्ते में तीसरा “कच्छा” गायब हुआ है…!!!