Little Johny
December 2, 2021An insurance officer comes to a farm and meets Little Johnny and asks, “Hello, are your parents home by any chance?” Little Johnny: “My parents were run over by the tractor …” Insurance officer: “Really? That’s awful! Are your siblings at home?” Little Johnny: “Run over by the tractor …” Insurance officer: “Oh my God! […]
Passed Away is present in –
December 2, 2021How do you call your passed away relatives? My brother-in-lawn
Hypocrite
December 1, 2021My grandfather says I’m too reliant on technology. I called him a hypocrite and unplugged his life support.
Hypocrite
December 1, 2021My grandfather says I’m too reliant on technology. I called him a hypocrite and unplugged his life support.
You will be next
December 1, 2021My elderly relatives liked to tease me at weddings, saying, “You’ll be next!” They soon stopped though, once I started doing the same to them at funerals.
Lucky child
December 1, 2021I wasn’t close to my father when he died. Which is lucky because he stepped on a landmine.
Working with animals
December 1, 2021“I work with animals,” the guy says to his date. “That’s so sweet,” she replies. “I love a man who cares about animals. Where do you work?” “I’m a butcher,” he says.
हफ्ते में तीसरा
April 29, 2019आँधियो से कह दो की “औकात” में रहे, इस हफ्ते में तीसरा “कच्छा” गायब हुआ है…!!!
