Little Johny


An insurance officer comes to a farm and meets Little Johnny and asks,

“Hello, are your parents home by any chance?”

Little Johnny: “My parents were run over by the tractor …”

Insurance officer: “Really? That’s awful! Are your siblings at home?”

Little Johnny: “Run over by the tractor …”

Insurance officer: “Oh my God! That’s terrible! Are your grandparents or your uncles or aunts or any of your relatives at home?”

Little Johnny: “No! All of them run over by the tractor …”

Insurance officer: “What are you doing all day then?”

Little Johnny: “Drive the tractor!”


http://indyan.com/?p=376902-Dec-2021